1. In the two week period leading up to Valentine’s Day, American sales of gold jewelry lead to 34 million metric tons of waste.
2. The vast majority of roses sold for Valentine’s Day in the U.S. are imported from South America, wasting fossil fuels.
3. Valentine’s Day traces its roots to an ancient pagan holiday called Lupercalia, in which men stripped naked, grabbed whips, and spanked young women in hopes of increasing their fertility.
4. The Christian martyr St. Valentine was beheaded on February 14 for performing marriages in secret.
5. Research suggests that 75 percent of suicide attempts are attributable to relationship problems.
6. 46 percent of Americans will exchange Valentine’s Day candy.
7. 67 percent of Americans are overweight or obese.
8. The first Valentine’s Day card was sent by Charles, Duke of Orleans, to his wife while he was imprisoned in the Tower of London. He remained a prisoner of war for the next twenty-four years.
9. A recent poll found that one in ten young adults admitted to feeling lonely, insecure, depressed, or unwanted on Valentine’s Day. And that’s just the ones that admitted it.
10. Forty percent of people have negative feelings towards Valentine’s Day.
11. The famous St. Valentine’s Day Massacre, in which seven Chicago gangsters were gunned down on February 14, 1929, was one of the bloodiest in mob history.
12. 64 percent of American men do not make Valentine’s Day plans in advance.
13. Candy hearts taste like crap.
14. Even if you’re really, really in love right now, you’re still going to die eventually.
Compiled by Lia Romeo and Nick Romeo, the authors of the humor book 11,002 Things to Be Miserable About and the humor blog www.thingstobemiserableabout.com.
1 comment:
What an eye opener! Some of the items are hilarious, others are gory as heck and then others are very sad. Thanks for providing this list. I have a question about one. Was the letter sent to the wife from the prisoner (can't remember his name/title) the reason, at least in part, for his then longevity in prison? Just curious...
Since cndy is out for us anyway, it is perhaps a good thing that we do not have any extra money to blow on cards or roses so we will just probably kiss more on that day and that is it. :) It has never been a biggy for us just an excuse to eat chocolate. Good blog, son! Glad to have that information.
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